Funny CNN review of the movie NEXT with Nicolas Cage

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I don't know who writer Tom Charity is, but he wrote a funny and honest review of the new Nicolas Cage time twisting action flick "Next"

click the pic to read the full review, here are two blurbs that made me laugh out loud:

"Nicolas Cage is Frank Cadillac -- but only for five minutes. Tragically, he jettisons this fine and fitting stage name in favor of the eminently forgettable Cris Johnson, thereby signaling that this will be a relatively subdued Cage performance."

and

"Precious little of this has anything to do with Philip K. Dick's short story "The Golden Man," the film's alleged source material, and if the marketing men want to claim that connection then they had best be prepared for unfavorable "Paycheck" comparisons. (Could this be the worst Dick adaptation yet? Unconvincing CGI effects, crummy story, lousy performances ... it's got to be a contender.)"